Ross

A little troll-like creature who has the mental capacity of an oblong.

Theres a little ross under the bridge. Beware!

by APQU May 19, 2021

matia ross

literally the hottest person to ever breath on the face of this and every other earth.

person a (izzy): MARIA IS MY LOVERRRRRRRR
person b: you mean MATIA ROSS???? youve been in love with her for literally forever

by izzyisfreakingbusystfu June 24, 2022

Mr. Ross

The best band director in all of the land, leading his loyal band to victory in their competitions. A very sensibly fashionable man, particularly associated with the phrase "U won't", he makes a living off of making children cry, especially when the clarinet section only has one player in it (please end my suffering.)

Guy 1: "Did you see the band director at our school?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"

i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies

by heyitzcam December 14, 2021

coner ross

The sexiest person you'll ever see. The moment you lay your eyes on him you can't look away. He's perfect in every way

Man he's a Coner ross

by Not me March 15, 2015

Ross

A guy that has curly hair, Snakes, and a sense of humor. He most likely will be a teacher when he grows up.

Oh my god Ross your snake bit me in the butt

by thefrydeath May 21, 2019

Rosse Martinez

Rosse Martinez is someone to die for. She is perfect and kind and funny and everything you could imagine in a dream girlfriend. She’ll cheer you up when you’re sad, talk things through when you’re mad, and tell you funny jokes when you’re happy. She may be a handful but it’s worth loving for. She may be mean on the outside but when you get to know her, She is the most amazing woman ever

Rosse Martinez is the most amazing girlfriend ever!!!!!!

by iloveRosse August 7, 2023

Ross

Female orgasm inventor, G-spot explorer.

The sickest cunt with the thickest junk.

Cock like a horse but fucks like a rabbit.

Ross is a Brolic muscular man with a toned six pack and a contact list full of women. Many women have tried to rape this man man but unlucky for them he beats women with no remorse.

Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with Ross but I can’t blame her though
Guy 2: Yeah same thing happened to me but I’d fuck him too

by SloppySecondsThe3rd January 20, 2024