Bell Man

Bell Man is a person at a Hotel, that Greets a Guest With Courtesy and Sophistication. Entering into a Social contract with the Guest to assist him with Bags in Exchange for a Tip. These men are needed at the Hotels, to help the Rich feel Superior and give them a Person to talk Down To. But the Bell Man Doesnt Care, as their 100 Dollar Tip, goes into there Bank and builds there net worth. So in most Cases, the Bell Man Always Wins, as the Guest BankRupts on Craps and Roulette. And then His Wife Files For Divorce when they Return Home because he lost there Kids College Tuition. Then at Check out the Bell Man goes to the Room, with a Smile Takes there Bag back to their Car Gives them a Smile as his Wife Calls Him a Loser. Then the Bell Man says thank you for Staying with Us Come Back Soon. That's the Definition of a Bell Man

Guest: Hey Bell Man Get My Bags out of my Trunk!
Bell Man: Ok Sir! I will get it out of your Trunk. How long will be Staying?
Guest: Why do you Care Boy? if you get my Bags up in Ten Minutes i will tip you 100 bucks.
Bell Man: I will get it up Right Away. Thank you For Staying with Us See You Soon

by Igotwords123 September 5, 2020

Ant-Manning

Starting anal while flaccid but expanding after entry

Paul Rudd and Josh Brolin were recently seen Ant-Manning on the set of Avengers Endgame.

by Jason Howlett March 23, 2019

Dancing Man

Originally posted on 4chan's /b forum, the Dancing Man is a collection of two photos; one of an overweight man dancing fervently, and the other of the same man bowing his head in humiliation as (presumeably) a group of people laugh at him. The caption of the photo said: "Spotted this specimen trying to dance the other week. He stopped when he saw us laughing." Due to the mean-spirited nature of the post, a Twitter user decided to start a #dancingman campaign to find the Dancing Man, and furthermore invite him to a massive party with hundreds of woman in LA. This hastag quickly blew up on Twitter, with even celebrities like Pharrell Williams, Moby, and Ellie Goulding supporting the cause and opting to perform at the party. The Dancing Man was eventually identified as a London native named Sean, who will attend the party.

The Dancing Man is proof that there is still faith in humanity.

by NotACat March 8, 2015

demonstration man

Noun: The flying 4th class in the popular team-based shooter TF2.

how to fly as demonstration man?

by sn3k4_34t3r July 1, 2018

man wipes

the wipes a man uses after crapping to have a clean finish

I just got rid of skidmarks, thanks to man wipes.

by GeorgeBrett78 May 25, 2015

Man proud

The state of being proud of yourself for no other reason than you have a penis.

He stood there in his one piece pajamas with his hands on his hips, man proud overlooking his lawn.

by Rage avenger June 22, 2019

Less of a Man

The feeling of being an inferior male. Usually trying to hold back tears or hiding their depression as a male person.

Bro, who said you’re less of a man? You need help?

by nervous_wreak3 February 24, 2021