by spaghettitime August 11, 2019
When a man cums in a woman's ass and then licks his own semen out of the gaping butthole like the inside of a pudding cup.
by das bouk! August 01, 2021
When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.
Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."
Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"
Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."
Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"
Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
by LS oki February 14, 2014
by Midwest Gal June 29, 2020
He just served me the foulest cup of buff when I turned my head.
While I was eating popcorn in the theater, my girlfriend served me her own special cup of buff.
While I was eating popcorn in the theater, my girlfriend served me her own special cup of buff.
by forgottencastaway July 10, 2017
If something is not your cup of tea, it is not the type of thing that you like.
But if something is your cup of tea, it is the type of thing that you like.
But if something is your cup of tea, it is the type of thing that you like.
by Never_old March 02, 2022
A sexy cup is a cup that has a picture of something/someone that is sexy. You would then take the cup and put it up your ass. As your about to cum, you take out the cup and cum in it, then gift it to someone you like or the person that's on the cup
Guy one: I got you something!
Girl one: what is it?
Guy one: it's a sexy cup!
Girl one: oh my God thank you!
Girl one: what is it?
Guy one: it's a sexy cup!
Girl one: oh my God thank you!
by Brookcat April 14, 2022