I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

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When Rainbows were just Rainbows

Basically, when you could draw a rainbow without being assumed LGBTQ+ and a much simpler time

Man 1: Did you see Josh got bullied for just simply drawing a rainbow?
Man 2: Yeah, I miss when rainbows were just rainbows.

by Boovian April 6, 2023

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What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

by Hhaahs April 11, 2023

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When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

the twenty-second episode of the third season of the American animated series Family Guy, and the original series finale.

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein was written by Ricky Blitt and directed by Dan Povenmire. This episode features guest performances from Andrea Beutener, Mark Hamill, Phil LaMarr, Ed McMahon, Peter Riegert, Mary Scheer, Ben Stein, and Nicole Sullivan.

by SPrice1980 May 11, 2023

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