turd flu

slang for a toilet that men (usually teenagers) use for when they masturbate on the toilet.

Jimmy: Yeah I masturbated on the turd flu during gym class
Elijah: Damn Jimmy! You’re insane!

by sebb. November 29, 2017

Flu-Shot

A 50 ml shooter bottle, an especially discrete choice of drink.

"I gotta go get my flu-shots before this funeral"

by bootybandit608 January 11, 2025

Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.

Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.

by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017

brown jug flu

When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day

I have the Brown jug flu today guys . I drank WAY to much last night

by Lizzie4136 February 25, 2018

Flu

The flu is the hurtful and shity but effective way to get out of going to school

mom:wake up we are going to school
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine

by JohnnyBlu3 November 25, 2019

Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022

princess flu

The period or monthly menstrual cycle of a female. Aunt flo is in town for the week. That bitch is on the rag.

You dont want to come to my house this week my wife has the princess flu.

by Knot u December 13, 2018