Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.

Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.

by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021

flu du

shortened from the word flunkle dunk meaning someone who is retarded

shall we go get john, nar hes a flu du forget it

by ADoubleM February 22, 2010

government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans

"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."

by deSuperNoodle March 2, 2022

Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.

(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.

by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020

flu flap

Getting bitch slapped

Do you wana get flu flapped homie!

by Mon manger June 15, 2024

Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them

Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.

by shifter027 June 6, 2010

Flu fu

10/10. Best of the best.loud

“Yo that new Cali Pack is Flu fu.”
“This curry goat is flu fu”

by Mizzy.gb June 8, 2025