zelly smurf

Jezell Smurf

look at shitface AKA zelly Smurf

by KING fatass May 24, 2022

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 09, 2014

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 09, 2014

Smurf Head

When the blood flow to the penis is resticted and the tip turns blue

When he was sleeping I gave Chad a smurf head

by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020

Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 27, 2020

smurf smooking

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.

Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.

by Little loofa March 08, 2016

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 03, 2022