The fuck my shit at? 

Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.

The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.

*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*

Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.

Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.

Her shirt arrived the next day.

The fuck my shit at? by the hell is this shit October 31, 2012

shit in the dark 

When you go to take a shit and the light isn't working.

I took a shit in the dark while writing this.

shit in the dark by Ltlxlyfyyfoyfy April 2, 2021

I just want to shit with the birds 

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

I just want to shit with the birds by Regicidal October 31, 2013

shit hits the fan

Its when the real serious moment comes

Eminem: So what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, or your gonna run and ditch your body guard.

shit hits the fan by Levon5100 February 2, 2004

shit man the barbarian

an ugly harry dirty shit for brains person or just the stupidest uglyest person you've ever seen...

we were all going to go to the party untill shit man the barbarian called the cops.

man they have shit man the barbarian working at BK.

shit man the barbarian by nick,lupe.conan March 15, 2008

shit hit the fan

The shit is information, and the fan a person or persons (often an employer or partner or someone in a position of seniority or superiority) to whom the information will be viewed as very bad news and also who is/are going to react immoderately and with no concern (or even some delight) as to whom the information then spreads.

This is an analogy for the worst possible development where concealment or deception have taken place and is a story in three parts: 1)The shit and the fan are seen as separate giving rise to nervousness of the awful consequences should they meet. 2)That moment arises, when time appears to stand still and the blades of the fan appear frozen for a split second. 3)There is an awful smell and a heck of a lot of clearing up to do.

The shit hit the fan when my mother returned home early to find my father trying on her best summer dress in front of the mirror.

shit hit the fan by Paul Newton June 29, 2006

Shit hit the fan

When something goes TERRIBLY wrong.

After I opened the door to the Portal to the other dimension - about five or six two headed, green dog-like animals jumped out of it and started devouring everything. In other words - shit hit the fan.

Shit hit the fan by Gvazdas April 24, 2010