Mommy come and take my lolly

You sing to your mom

Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa

by Unahya December 12, 2020

Mommy

A mother of a child

Now stop searching mommy on a dictionary and go touch grass you weirdos

by -$l33py-m0øn- June 30, 2022

Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022

ice mommy

a woman who ice climbs with you

"man I want an ice mommy"

by TTinyDDancer07 March 24, 2022

mommy

You.

You're mommy.

...mommy?

Person 1"Hi-"
Person 2"Mommy?"
Person 1 "WOAH THERE BUDDY-"

by you. you're mommy. February 22, 2025

Mommy-Mover

Mini-Van or larger motorized vehicle to haul a plethora of children around.

Jim Bob loved Michelle so much he bought her THREE mommy-movers! Lucky gal!

by over-thinker March 21, 2012

Doing it like mommy

Drinking white wine

Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.

by Diceberg May 20, 2022