Mario Kart'd

Verb (past tense): To have an incredible 1st place lead while playing Mario Kart Wii. Then getting comboed by almost every single power up by other racers in the game and (possibly) falling off the map. Effectively putting you so far behind that you have no chance of getting back to first, as well as ruining your day.

Man 1: Hey buddy you look rough, what happened?
Man 2: I don't even know, I was in first, but then a blueshell...lighting bolt, red shells, oh god so many shells. The eternal out-of-bounds abyss beckons to me!
Man 1: NO! don't tell me you got-
Man 2: Yes... I got Mario Kart'd.

by The 0 Crossing April 15, 2019

Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025

marios

Hot gay ,attracted by many woman's and with nice sense of humor

My friend is so hot must be a marios

by Dr.matt165 November 20, 2021

mario shine

Mario shine gets lot's of girls and and he plays too much also he likes to have sex alot and sometimes ppl the that he is slow,he just ack like that...I think he likes to play game with ppl and get on there nerves then says sorry at the end

Mario shine

Funny_mean_plays too much

by Infamous_mj May 12, 2018

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

best friend mario

Best Friend Mario is a meaning of having a best friend that would care about you and only likes you for your food. He is also a cat.

Hey best friend Mario. Kiss my ass.

by smh_mxa September 19, 2016

SUPER MARIO GOT MILK

An old SML video that MarioLogan made on June 13th, 2023. It was a video where Logan Thirtyacre and Lance Thirtyacre was playing Super Mario Bros and couldn't get to the second level, they eventually get bored and then Mario comes out of the tv and drinks milk from their refrigerator!

Chilly: Do you remember SUPER MARIO GOT MILK?
Logan: The video I made in December 2007?

by MarioLogan June 29, 2023