Jeremy Cunt

4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body

Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space

Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat

by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024

Jeremy

Jeremy is a guy with no aspirations and no skills who makes up for his lack of personality by playing the oboe or piano, Jeremy also hates going to the beach with his family with a burning hatred. Usually, Jeremy is pretty quiet, so you wouldn't know but they are all the same Jeremies usually live in upper middle class suburbia.

I would give you 50 bucks if you could find me an Italian Jeremy.

That's my son Jeremy he was a total asswipe ever since birth, he has no friends, no bitches, no job and no dreams.

by Zamelos August 4, 2024

Jeremy

The tallest guy you will see.

Woah! Is that Jeremy! I have to look so high up.

by gay_man123 August 5, 2024

Jeremy

Guy who probably could not behave in class for more than 3 minutes. Statistically the most likely name to be arrested.

Teacher: Jeremy! Sit down!

by SonicLover8000 January 27, 2023

pulling a Jeremy

Using the same detail more than once to confuse anyone who might be interested in something.

I can't believe it! FNAF just keeps pulling a Jeremy!

by MerBudd January 30, 2023

Jeremy

An obese person, morbidly so. Also an alcoholic.

I don’t trust Justin as far as I could throw Jeremy.

by JeremyIsFat February 22, 2023

Jeremy

An obese person, morbidly so. Also an alcoholic.

I don’t trust Justin as far as I could throw Jeremy.

by JeremyIsFat February 22, 2023