september 13 is the day you get to bully your friend, if you have any friends named grass or any plant based name you get to bully them (not to harsh) ๐ (it is also the day my grandma died but thatโs not the point)
by kaira123 September 12, 2021

Craig: hey John!
John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:๐คฏ
John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:๐คฏ
by Your Just A Blade Of Grass๐คทโโ March 24, 2021

by octaloss May 9, 2021

That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.
Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

by Jungle Man Jones November 15, 2009

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac
That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
