Backseat cabbage

When you're having sex in a car in the front seat and when the guy gets off he catches it in his hand and throws it in the backseat so no one has to sit in the wet spot.

Yeah I'll give you a ride. Just if you don't mind the backseat cabbage we'll throw a blanket over it or something

by Madam Amanda May 25, 2023

cabbage sisters

A group of girls who smoke marijuana together.

Anthony: Yo man, I like that girl Natalie but she's always stoned.
Ben: Of course dude, she's one of the cabbage sisters.

by rawrgrrnomnom March 14, 2010

Cabbage

When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.

"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".

by Klwd February 9, 2021

Cabbaging

Emptying someone's school bag and turning it inside out before putting everything back in again. No purpose to it, completely harmless, just funny.

Stop cabbaging my school bag
Adam's bag got cabbaged again when he left the room

by Cpt. Cornwall November 4, 2021

cabbage collector

A person with large hands.

You need to wash those cabbage collectors!

by Gman357 December 16, 2022

Nukage Boopage Cabbage

When something is messed up, ruined, or otherwise destroyed in a funny way.

Troy: Man, how was the game last night?
John: Dude, it was so Nukage Boopage Cabbage!

by YouCantStopMeHuh December 28, 2011

Cabbage

Cabbage

I will you some cabbage to pay for the expenses

by anonymous August 14, 2022