Being a Jon

A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.

Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.

by sammyflakes June 11, 2016

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Being called racist

That isn't what happening. You know that isn't what's happening.

Hym "And there's a difference between being called racist and what's happening. And BEYOND WHAT'S HAPPENING... You're also getting anything that's even peripherally associated with a racist epitaph being conflated with racial slurs. And then you get retard shit-libs like you shitting your ink poop all over the place because everything is just-a-oh-so-nebulous. But, as a shit lib, you only care about half the nuance and only half of the time. Dogshit intellectually dishonest hippies. And the axioms of youre belief aren't inarguable."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2024

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Being a Trump

Refusing to accept that you lose something and instead make up obvious lies and hold on to said lies even when you and everyone else is presented with the facts that you lost.

"Dont be foolish, You are being a Trump you know that she bluffed you in the game and that she won because of it."

by VictorLazlo November 11, 2020

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Being a Sophie

The act of inviting yourself to places and guilt tripping people until they let you do so. Stems from the unpopular nature of the name Sophie.

Dude, she was being a Sophie last night.

by BitchAssBitchBoy September 7, 2022

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Being squidie

Someone who acts like squidward, short tempered, impatient, arrogant, sassy, bitter, and condescending.

A: could you shut up? It's 10:30! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY BANJO!

J: dawg stop being squidie, my TV's on like, 15 percent volume at most

R: is "A" being squidie again with that dumb banjo he can't even play?

by Altoids tin February 11, 2024

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