Balloon in the sky

When you receive a scholarship to learn to pilot hot air balloons in Seattle spend money on travel and lodging and find yourself driving the van watching balloons fly away. Left on the ground but there goes the balloon in the sky! Similar in meaning to pie in the sky! Buyer beware!

There goes my balloon in the sky, I’m still on the ground.

by Tron, I fight for the users! June 2, 2021

balloon policy

the real term for umbrella policy.

I need an umbrella policy... You mean a balloon policy? Yes that it what I said.

by Vr4speed999 September 21, 2013

Ballooning

An act performed whilst masturbating, when an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin just before ejaculation, trapping the semen in his hood. Then later disposing it in the toilet.

Non Ballooner: Bro why are you always ballooning?
Balloon King: Easy cleanup lad

by Ballon King September 5, 2023

Stink balloon

Hemorrhoid protruding from anus

Hey Robert, can you check my stink balloon?

by Allstartsinparks May 28, 2025

balloon drizzle

once the male has ejaculated into the condom from sexual intercourse with a female, it is then filled up with air by blowing into the condom and making a "balloon". once filled with air the male will then release air from the condom which also results in the cum getting squirted out at the same time as the air, which is applied to the facial area of the female in question-

the sex was so great I decided to finish on her with the balloon drizzle!.

by scratch76 November 27, 2013

Ballooning

To improve your game state in a board game (such as Settlers of Catan) in an exponential manner that is out of other players' control

Wow Jon is ballooning all over the place, the cunt.

by Jontra August 19, 2022

Balloon

Surina - provides entertainment but has nothing going on up there

Surina is such a balloon

by NM1010 November 28, 2022