alaskan sky-diving

the act of jumping off an elavated location and penetrating a females anus.

i got quaded by some sky divers last night, at the doctors now with the doctor........he dives from 40000ft up feeelllllllsssssss so goood. rips just a bit but some neosporin from time to time heals my cunt right up.

Alaskan sky-diving

by neosporin fucker June 7, 2012

Alaskan Mouth-warmer

The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of Alaska and other northern climes. The cellophane is for sanitary measures. This is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.

"Your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an Alaskan Mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold.....I thought that was sweet"

by Dr J G July 14, 2009

Alaskan Paint Job

While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.

“Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”

“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”

“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”

by Quiksilver86 May 11, 2011

Alaskan 90 crank

While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.

"Bro, yesterday I gave Lawson an Alaskan 90 crank, it was sick."

by Cirtasin Lora February 20, 2022

Alaskan Oil Rig

Alaskan Oil Rig; To fuck your girlfriend brutally untill shes limp and exhausted than fill her up with diff oil, preferrably carried out in a mechanics workshop with automatic oil guns than make her push it out.

hey bro, i did the alaskan oil rig on this chick last night, she was all limp than i just filled her up like i was doin a service

by filthrig10 November 22, 2011

Alaskan Ice fishing

When you put Swedish Fish in a girls vagina and use a string to get them out.

I can’t wait to go Alaskan ice fishing tonight!

by The dildo king February 22, 2021

Alaskan zipper lock

When your fucking a girl in their pussy hole and your going to pull out to cum in her as but you miss, jizzing between her as cheeks and freezing it below 0 degrees

Bro 1: It was getting all hot and heavy with my girl and I accidentally did the Alaskan zipper lock.

Bro 2: DAMN FAM YOU DUMB AS HELL HOW DID YOU MISS?!?!

by THAT ONE CUM DUMPSTER October 2, 2016