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metal girl

It's like a metal head, but with a vigina
Metal head: dude look at how long my boner is

Metal girl: I have a vagina so I can't compare
by jaywalker69 April 20, 2014
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Metal Barbie

Perfection with a twist of metal.
Unusual beauty.
Kat Von De is a Metal Barbie
by Metal Barbie February 25, 2009
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metal mash

When a male with braces goes down on a female in an aggressive fashion. This is often done out of malice and can result in scaring.
Aaron was so mad at his girlfriend for ruining his party that he metal mashed her later that night.
by Jjcales January 11, 2012
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Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
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metal slime

One of the most difficult enemies to kill in Dragon Quest, thanks to their high defense and immunity to magic. Only those who are lucky can kill them before they otherwise run away. Once they do die, they usually give a large number of experience points.
If you end up encountering a horde of metal slimes, you'll have a chance of killing one or two of them. I managed to land a critical hit on two of them. Additionally, I happened to kill a liquid metal slime on my first try.
by The Real Driller May 6, 2022
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metal elitist

a metal elitist is a person, typically an older metalhead guy or an incel teenage boy, who only listens to metal, likes to gatekeep metal, and will call you a poser if you like nu metal or popular metal bands. they are usually misogynistic and will call anything that doesnt fall under an extreme metal genre mid.
Me: “I like the bands Korn and Slipknot. I am also a fan of Metallica.”

Metal Elitist: “Theres no way you like that mallcore bullshit! All they do is sing about angst and dress like rappers! How could you possibly want to listen to a song where a man expresses his emotions? Poser!” *recommends you a black metal band that makes songs about killing jews*
by hayden06 December 25, 2021
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Peasant Metal

Pennies; coins of little to no monetary value
Taylor: Why did you leave your pennies on the table.

Kevin: I don't waste my time with peasant metal.
by thekraftyman October 9, 2014
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