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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

grease fan

When a wild tuna forced you to take your pants off while rubbing itself all over your body leaving you covered in fish slime.
I tried to go fishing, but only ended up getting a grease fan for my hard work
by Moondoggie1983 October 7, 2018
mugGet the grease fanmug.

grease monkey

A playful and flirtatious term for a woman’s intimate area, especially when aroused. Often used with confidence and attitude to imply exclusivity, desirability, and control—like a personal, off-limits treasure.
"He been trying for weeks, but he can't get none of this grease monkey."
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 3, 2025
mugGet the grease monkeymug.

Grease monkey

Someone who is too greasy at hockey
“Yo look at the grease monkey and those dangles” said Tom
by GreasingGreaser April 23, 2021
mugGet the Grease monkeymug.

Greased

When you smash or hit a bih.
Getting some 🐱.
Mann i greased that peez last night.
I greased her in the bathroom.
by Yae🖤 March 30, 2022
mugGet the Greasedmug.

Chip grease

A racist slur used against African Americans. The reference dates back to slavery. Famously quoted by an 18th century save owner referred to as only "Ian"
Make sure t avoid the urban areas, theyre crawling with chip grease.
by Purple raven November 15, 2023
mugGet the Chip greasemug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

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