Texas holdem poker is the world's greatest and most popular poker game. The game is played with each player getting 2 cards down and then there are 5 community cards, face up on the table, for all to play. After looking at the hold cards there is a round of betting, the flop, which consists of 3 cards face up on the table, another round of betting, the turn, one card face up on the table, and finally the river, which is the last card up. The most popular variation is no limit Texas Holdem.
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Texas Train-wreck is the sexual act in which a multitude of men surround a mating couple in the center of a formed circle. The men then take turns (limited to two minutes apart) running full speed at the mating man and wench colliding with them in an attempt to separate the two from the sexual act at hand. Should the attacker be successful in dismantling the sexual action, he is then supposed to take the previous male's place in intercourse.
Did you see that Texas Train-wreck last week?
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
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2) the university of texas is better than texas a&m.
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hey, what do you want to do today?
oh i don't know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well fuck, i guess thats it then huh?
yep.
i fucking hate lubbock texas
me too.
lets become pornstars.
okay.
oh i don't know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well fuck, i guess thats it then huh?
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i fucking hate lubbock texas
me too.
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okay.
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