Tan Hong Jun

He joined us in STD5 and he is a really nice dude. But mf is just too nice and wouldn't even let a girl go just forget bro. A HJ is always good at playing drums and has nice taste of music and mf is just so cute wanna squish his cheeks him. He makes all the boys a bit fruity and is everyone's go to uncle. Tan Hong Jun plays volleyball but is very skilled at playing all types of balls as well <3. This guy has so many assets I wrote an essay in BM for him and it is *essential* for everyone to have a Tan Hong Jun in their lives.

Girl 1: OMG look at this cute drawing Tan Hong Jun drew for me

Girl 2: O M G that is so pretty. He's like the cool uncle of the school.

Girl 1: Ikr he's hot as well. He's going to volleyball is this Sunday and all the boys are joining as well

Girl 2: OMG lets join I wanna see HJ Hit balls. :3

by Sussy Suster March 29, 2022

cum tan

Word for a very pale person

That irish girl has a nice cum tan

by cumdragon April 9, 2015

Tan Up

Free to do whatever , have fun , get lit , get active

I’m bout to go Tan Up , Summer bout to be Tan Up , Shawty Let’s Tan Up

by anonymous April 2, 2022

Jan tan

Short for "January tan" which can mean either a winter wind burn/frostbite from extreme cold or a actual subtle tan from an abnormally warm and sunny winter day in January.

Whoa dude, you sure got a nice "Jan tan" over the past weekend.

by RBike January 13, 2013

Tan

A baby

Look at my little tan

by 459395 March 8, 2022

Pepperoni with a tan

A pepperonni pizza with pineapple on it

After Travis finished taking the top off his Scout we ordered a pepperoni with a tan.

by JoelSeventyTwo December 24, 2010

Tan

1. burning your skin and calling it attractive
2. short for tangent, which is a term in math that is code for torture

Teacher: Find the tan of this triangle

Students: just yeet themselves straight outta the room

by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019