tumblr face

A self-absorbed attempt to desperately redesign a character - generally through the face - and whore the result out for attention, comfort of one's inadequacies, and/or faux-progressive ideals on tumblr.

Signs may include rounded features, excess fat, gigantic and reddened noses, sexual ambiguities, problem glasses, hipster clothing, vague ethnicity, plain ("realistic") features, and otherwise corrupting the intent of the original creator.
"Holy shit, Sailor Moon was never this fat or ugly. What a terrible tumblr face."
by ohlooktumblragain July 04, 2016
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interactive face

the effect when one abuses a friends face physically getting the friend to respond with an equally funny physical response
Friend 1 - "hey I hear she has an interactive face!!?"
Friend 2 - "yeah it's great, if you touch her forehead she hits herself!!!"
friend 1 - "NOOOOO WAYYYYY!!!"
friend 2 - "watch"

** friend 2 taps girl on the forehead. She preceeds to slap herself in the face, falling off the bar stool**

Friend 2 - "see, told you - interactive FACE!!"
by The ninja penguin of doom June 15, 2011
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Shit Faced

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped
by Zo0_Kepper April 05, 2004
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cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.
I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.
by Etch July 20, 2006
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2-Faced

a person who is a backstabber, a person who talks about people behind ther back and then turns right around and is there friend, etc.
Sarah: Janae was talking about you just a second ago.
Lisa: But I thought she was my friend.
Sarah: Yea, she is really 2-Faced.
by i hate 2faced ppl March 07, 2006
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Face Push

To place your open palm on someone faces and push there head in a violent manner. One of the most demeaning things you can do to someone at any time.
Rob was a stupid fat ass so I face pushed him.
by puddin rob August 29, 2006
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Face of Boe

(warning Doctor Who fans, SPOILERS!) Formerly Captain Jack Harkness, he was a companion of the Doctor (Doctor Who). After a long battle with the Daleks on Satellite Five, he was killed and then brought back to life by another companion, Rose Tyler. Since then, he could not die. He lived a long, and (relatively) happy life, until he died saving New New York on New Earth.
Captain Jack Harkness: I remember when people used to call me "The Face of Boe"
by Tanu Jones July 28, 2011
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