Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.

Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011

weirdest sex positions

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey

Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night

by Mr hands 2 October 25, 2022

PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.

Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!

by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024

Tested Positive

Having a big dick

Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022

camo position

The sex position in which one and their partner's bodies are blended in to the background in which they're making love in or on due to the use of body paint.

Luckily we were in camo position, or my mom would've noticed us in her room.

by Jester Games December 18, 2016

positive disruption

A currently trending phrase thrown around in the business community, particularly the technology sector. Intended to refer to the ability to manage change in a positive way, it instead comes off douchey and pretentious.

Billy-Bob was the kind of manager who embraced positive disruptions at his workplace.

by raistlinsghost June 26, 2019

positive

Positive isn't the same thing as happy, though a lot of people get them mixed up.

A lot of people try to tell you be positive, which implies that it will make you happy to be positive, but positivity and happiness are not the same thing.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022