bullshit alarm

When someone tries to tell you something that you know is not the truth, it is an "alarm" that goes off in your head telling you not to fall for the lie.

I was at the dentist's office and they were selling me something at a high cost that I did not need. My bullshit alarm went off that day, and I got red-faced with extreme anger!

by Julius Wrightmoore June 4, 2021

Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024

Bullshit

Something that is unfair or unbelievable. Implies a bias against whatever the desired outcome is.

"Hey Rosco, how are the Raiders doing?"

"Would be much better if it weren't for all the bullshit penalties.:

by Skipjack101175 December 29, 2019

Bullshitting

smearing the shit of a bull over someones entire body, including the schlong and asscheeks

hes bullshitting me help

by @gortonramramdey November 24, 2023

Huckabee level bullshit

A level of lying that surpasses all others.

Saying global warming doesn't exist is some Huckabee level bullshit.

by Byebyetrump May 30, 2019

"that bullshit"

cheap liquor such as Natty Light, Milwaukee's Best, and Boons Farm liquor.

"that bullshit"- cheap liquour, "you drankin that bullshit, we drankin that hennessy"

by Soggybottom Sumbitch August 6, 2008

Bullshit

a man who believes every word that comes out of his mouth.

Tay Poe: Ian get paid this week, I get paid next week.

Me: Don’t walmart employees get paid every two weeks.

Tay poe: yea

Me: so you lied about getting paid last week?

Tay Poe: naw Ian get paid

Me: so walmart holding yo check specifically for three weeks

ME: you so surrounded by BULLSHIT

by cityyyyprincesss May 15, 2025