clognitive thinking

Trying to think while confused.

Joe: hey Timmy you gonna bungee jump or not?
Timmy: I don't know I'm clognitive thinking about it.

by rastufus September 9, 2021

spicy think

horny thinking

oh im spicy thinking about u rn;)

by penisbiter203850 September 7, 2020

why does ben think about amanda poop

kinky winky

why does ben think about amanda poop “this is a big kink”

by shwalalalaa May 31, 2023

dumb thinking

When the logical part of yourself knows that whatever you want to happen isn't going to happen, but you still hope anyway

"I knew that she wasn't coming back, but dumb thinking wouldn't let me stop hoping for a sign"

by NightShade10 February 6, 2017

Thug think

When an individual is portraying to be a thug and carry and have the lifestyle of a thug when in reality it is impossible for that individual to do so because that person comes from a privilege and has a silver spoon up their ass.

Real Thug One: Yo Slim, let me get at u.
U hear bout Pillow n Quilt? They be Thugs.
Real Thug Two: Nah Bruh, They just be Thug Thinking.

by BetterThanYourMomma November 8, 2025

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.

Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.

by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012