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Monkey-Wrenched

Verb
A computer programming term.
To write sloppy and inefficent code that solves the problem instead of a proper solution because you can't get it to work correctly and have run out of time to fix it.
"Man, this code is nasty, but it works. They really monkey-wrenched that function in there."
by Cynamon September 7, 2005
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Monkey Shagger

Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎
by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019
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wombat monkey

an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.
Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
by Lilrandom July 6, 2008
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Monkey Brownsock

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.
She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!
by zagen December 7, 2009
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Merge Monkey

A person who habitually uses the median turn-lane to illegally merge with traffic after a left turn, especially when they could have legally and safely turned into the proper traffic lane.
I was turning into the subdivision and a Merge Monkey almost killed me! I had to swerve to prevent a head-on collision!
by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010
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Monkey Cannon

A vodka cocktail made with 4 shots of vodka, a dash of Sriracha, and grapefruit juice. Perfect for any monkey event.
Last night I drank 4 Monkey Cannons and dropkicked my son.
by Dr. Cummy July 4, 2021
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Monkey dart

When you fold a dollar bill long ways at a strip club.
This past weekend i was throwing monkey darts around left and right at the titty bar.
by Zwallander15 April 12, 2010
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