mafia’s bf (bando)

the most amazing, kindest, loving human to exist. mafia’s bf (bando) is best bf ever!

stranger- mafia’s bf (bando) is just the best!
mafia- ofc he is he’s my bf

by mafiadadon May 2, 2022

That's how mafia works

Something you comment on any activity.

litteraly everybody:

Fruity ass nigga: "That's how mafia works"

by Gay simbaoe with pint problem January 5, 2019

Mafia

What I call homo-sapiens who slept with a fish one inside their throat.

Person 1: Hey, have you ever had a fishbone stuck in your throat?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia" now.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Nerf Gun Mafia

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.

While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.

by S. McCormick April 7, 2021

MaFia

MaFia is a Discord server deticated to throwing Fortnite back into it's hole, MaFia itself however stands for Minecrafters against Fortnite in alliance.
When talking about the MaFia over chat make sure you capitalize the F otherwise it might be mistaken for the actual Mafia.

Guy 1 : *Is playing fortnite*

Guy 2 : Sir , I'm gonna have to stop you right there for you see I am part of the MaFia.

by HardBoiledEgg July 23, 2019

Mafia

A Group Of Individuals Gathered To Create Destruction And Confusion Amongst People, With The Power Of Tomfoolery.

Bob: Hey Have You Heard Of Mafia, They Really Are Some Troll!

Jim: Shut The Fuck Up And Suck My Dick

by MafiaPronto May 13, 2021

Mafia Manicure

In the days of Al Capone, when Mafias were very common, they had methods of disposing of evidence. To avoid leaving fingerprints, it was common to burn their hands with sulfuric acid to burn away the surface and leave them without fingerprints.

Police Officer 1: We couldn't find any prints on the body of the homicide victim
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure

by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011