by Agent0000 February 27, 2020

When a couple does anal for so long, the dick starts to push in there stomach. The acid from the stomach starts to corrode the dick. Since there dick is in the liquid acid the dick starts to get very soggy, and falls off as well being dissolved in the stomach. The dick is now a small little stub that looks like an erect clit, with balls, that can only wiggle and squirm.
"Becka, I can't believe what happened last night. My boyfriend gave me anal, it felt so good, after an hour or so I gave him a Squimmy Jimmy. Now I don't gotta worry about him cheating on me anymore!"
by OpenMindedBagels May 10, 2018

When someone does a jimmy chan, it means they like playing pit fighter a classic atari video game which is regarded as very poor like the zx spectrum
by MickPat May 7, 2022

1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smitts in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smitts last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smitts instead."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."
by R.M. Williams June 30, 2008

Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.
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Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.
Most popular in Brooklyn 99
Most popular in Brooklyn 99
by Sam’s a pedo March 28, 2021

Brother of Alan Moore. Often stops by the unsuspecting Matt Cohen's to inappropriately take bong hits in the middle of the Bagged and Boarded podcast.
by ShadowRogue December 13, 2010

This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.
by MR34 August 6, 2014
