The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".
Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.
a style in which no one can achieve other than the man himself. this style includes the swagger of one million unicorns, as well as shitting on peoples faces when you lay down those frontside overcrooks on the damn round rail. if you are to ever achieve The Donnie Cassese 1 of 2 things will happen...
1:your head will explode from a swag overload
2:everyone willjizz their pants at the same time... except for the actual donnie cassese(of course)
having the donnie cassese is almost a sign of true dominance in society
(this is a simulation that maynever happen in real life
person 1-"yo dude i may have The Donnie Cassese going!" *shows off his skate swag
person 2-*head explodes from shear amazement*
"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"
A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter