clapping monkeys means a person is very oblivious to their surroundings and just has a clapping monkey in their head because they don't listen to anyone else around them
by Bhagzy April 26, 2019

“Man I booty clapped Esther Hirsh last night” braved Johnny Reeves.
“Wow congrats man” said Harvey Pettibone.
“Wow congrats man” said Harvey Pettibone.
by Yummy boi June 10, 2018

~Noun: When a fat woman claps her two granny arms together, primarily at a beach or other oceanic themed location. seal clapping is often accompanied by the "Arr" type sound of a seal.
~Verb: 'doing the seal' is a rising dance craze where you put your hands behind your head and clap your arms together repeatedly. This can also be accompanied by the seal noise to enhance female magnetism.
~Verb: 'doing the seal' is a rising dance craze where you put your hands behind your head and clap your arms together repeatedly. This can also be accompanied by the seal noise to enhance female magnetism.
by Seal lover June 16, 2013

When a guy is getting head, pulls out, blows in her eye then when she is temporarily blinded, claps her over both eyes so she stands up and walks with her arms out like a zombie.
by kendrickmanwhore December 25, 2007

Clapping cheeks is a way of saying you are destroying someone’s anal canal. You would say it to your homies and/or girlfriend. Clapping cheeks is kinda epic if you ask me bc you are fucking someone and watching the cheeks clap which is why it is called “clapping cheeks”
by ReggieDouglas69 September 21, 2019
