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Clapping Monkeys

clapping monkeys means a person is very oblivious to their surroundings and just has a clapping monkey in their head because they don't listen to anyone else around them
You're not even listening, have you got Clapping Monkeys in your head
by Bhagzy April 26, 2019
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booty clapped

When Johnny Reeves comes out of the closet to fuck someone.
“Man I booty clapped Esther Hirsh last night” braved Johnny Reeves.
“Wow congrats man” said Harvey Pettibone.
by Yummy boi June 10, 2018
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Seal clap

~Noun: When a fat woman claps her two granny arms together, primarily at a beach or other oceanic themed location. seal clapping is often accompanied by the "Arr" type sound of a seal.

~Verb: 'doing the seal' is a rising dance craze where you put your hands behind your head and clap your arms together repeatedly. This can also be accompanied by the seal noise to enhance female magnetism.
~Noun: "Dude, she so fat, look at that seal!"

~Verb: "Come on, let's do the seal clap"
by Seal lover June 16, 2013
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zombie clap

When a guy is getting head, pulls out, blows in her eye then when she is temporarily blinded, claps her over both eyes so she stands up and walks with her arms out like a zombie.
Last night I was out drinking and I zombie clapped some whore
by kendrickmanwhore December 25, 2007
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Clapping Cheeks

Clapping cheeks is a way of saying you are destroying someone’s anal canal. You would say it to your homies and/or girlfriend. Clapping cheeks is kinda epic if you ask me bc you are fucking someone and watching the cheeks clap which is why it is called “clapping cheeks”
Yo Rodney you ever heard of Clapping Cheeks
by ReggieDouglas69 September 21, 2019
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clap trap

i.e. a ridiculously flappy cooter.
by velvet elvis April 13, 2004
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