Masturbatory System

The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina

When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system

by Made by a moron April 19, 2021

Halcyonic System

Any solar system orbiting an object that was once a main sequence star, but isn't anymore (i.e. black holes, white dwarves, red giants, magnetars, pulsars, etc.).

The solar system will become a halcyonic system as the Sun dies.

by An_Idot September 21, 2024

System

a group of staves connected by a brace in a musical score.

In the complex orchestral score, each system displayed the parts for multiple instruments, allowing the conductor to see how the melody, harmony, and rhythm fit together.

by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024

The M.A.C System

Made popular by the FXX show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where it is the fictional character Mac's version of the D.E.N.N.I.S System, in which he would make a move after women who the equally fictional character Dennis Reynolds used the D.E.N.N.I.S system on.

M - Move
A - After
C - Completion

Example of the M.A.C system

Man #1: Uses the D.E.N.N.I.S System on a woman and then ditches them.

Friend of Man #1: Takes his place as he puts the M.A.C system into effect.

by VerdeHombre November 26, 2019

strawberry system

lil gay people, loves star sys, hates blueberries, loves strawberries, yassssss

NO, strawberry system

by Strawberrysys May 28, 2022

hormone id system

when humans are able to tell what hormones someone is transmitting through interaction.

The hormone id system had the political aide thinking everyone wanted to shake his hand.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

System Of A Down

The best band Nu Metal has got to offer. I like the simplicity of their songs and the catchy melodies along with the heavy riffs, usually in Drop C or Drop C# tuning. Not to mention, they go nuts in all their songs and Serj Tankian is like a wind up crack monkey. People have referred to System Of A Down as a pop band, but these people should be ignored as they have no idea what they're talking about.

System Of A Down rules and their songs are fucking hilarious

by UltimateDoge November 6, 2023