stanley and niamh

a ship so there meant to be together

bro what do you think
i think you too are a stanley and niamh

by hamsterrocket43 December 3, 2018

Stanley and Niamh

A unbreakable relationship

We are a Stanley and Niamh

by Benhopso389 December 3, 2018

Stanley Steamer

When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.

Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.

by hash@55daddie December 6, 2018

Stanley

Stanley is a town in County Durham filled with massive scruffs and chavs. The leader of the town is a man called Jake Richmond. His rules are that everyone aged 5+ must smoke 40 cigs a day and drink dark fruits in the local woods. Jake Richmond also has other traditions, such as stealing bikes, cars and blue WKD. Stanley is for the roughs, toughs and scruffs.

Never ever enter Stanley, it’s a shithole.

by Gocker January 19, 2019

Stanley Whiffer

You wipe your ass with 2 fingers preferably the second or third wipe after crapping 💩 & then you go wipe those fingers on a friend’s nose 👃 while they are sleeping 😴

In Army boot 🥾 Truong kept fucking off & getting our squad in trouble so we gave him a Stanley Whiffer after he fell asleep 💤

by Cooper Moses February 5, 2019

Scaley cunt

A bloke who is a cunt and scaley af.
Probably a nonce case

"Theres a bloke standing by the school gates"
"Probably Ammar, the scaley cunt"

by SayNoToScaleyPaedo February 26, 2019

Stanley

A dump near Consett well known for druggys, alcoholics, and people stealing your car doors and your shoelaces

Stanley = shit hole

by Bitch lasagnaa March 30, 2019