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Split For Life

Son i'm bouta split for life this shit is slum.
by Tdog Most savage March 12, 2011
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split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.
"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.
by Ottertail King June 28, 2011
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split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.
Remember to eat your split pees.
by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011
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split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)
"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"
by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018
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split a footlong

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects
Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.
by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017
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split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
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split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.
I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.
by golfytiger August 10, 2018
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