time and relative dimensions in space

T.A.R.D.I.S. It refers to the Gallifreyan time and space travel capsule which is dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside). The most common example is the one used by the Gallifreyan Time Lord known as "The Doctor", that is permanently disguised as a 1960s police telephone box.

Susan: I made up the name TARDIS from the initials - Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

by fortytwo42 July 16, 2014

Bald Space Marines

The modern character design for just about every M-rated first-person-shooter and third-person-shooter video game. It involves a bald, ridiculously muscular alpha male (space) marine with a very manly chin. Usually the personality of your average badass war hero comes with this design.

Crysis. Gears of War. Killzone. GTAIV. Mass Effect. Space Marines. All big fans of the Bald Space Marines character design.

by Miba November 2, 2009

Space up

The request of ones retreat from ones personal space.

Nigga, space up off me, nigga.

by D-Money D-Block January 19, 2008

Mexican space shuttle

a port-o-potty; port-o-let; port-o-john; portable toilet. named so because port-o-poddees are found predominantly in construction areas where Mexicans are known to frequent and work and their resemblance to a ramshackle space shuttle.

No bathrooms on this construction site, just Mexican space shuttles.

Jose was in the Mexican space shuttle for an hour, I wouldn't go in there.

That Mexican space shuttle is dirty.

by alicia s March 15, 2008

Jib Slice

Verb, combining the action of "jib" or "jibbing" on a "jibstick", skis, snowboard, skateboard or bicycle and "slice" meaning to carve, turn, or rip it up. Also, straight-lining switch at a ski resort or in a terrain park.

Noun. The name associated with the infamous "Jib Slice" found on both Facebook and Twitter. Known for verbally abusing snow riders from around the globe. This kinda abuse is known as being "jib sliced".

Dude, I busted a jib slice today that would've made ya cry.

Crap, I just got "jib sliced" by Jib Slice on my Facebook page.

by Jib Slice May 10, 2010

Sliced bread

Whole Bread (1723-1779) was a warrior from the 17th century who is most well-known for defending the town of Breadland. Born and raised in Breadland, he was the only child in the family and was abused by his parents. He ran away from home at the age of 8 when his father threatened to cover him in mayonnaise. He was kidnapped by fat people with fancy hats, being forced to work for them and their cooking business. However, he escaped at the age of 12 and was taken care of by breadnolologists until he was 17. After that he moved to Starchville, working as a butcher for 4 years. The 21-year-old Bread soon decided he wanted to join the Breadland army. He moved back to his hometown and was accepted into the military. He fought in many battles and overtime became a famous soldier. On June 5, 1779, he was once again kidnapped by the fancily hatted chefs he had met at an earlier age. They attempted to suffocate him using various meats and cheeses as payback for his escape. He killed several of the chefs, but was sliced in half by the leader, thus earning the nickname "Sliced Bread." Since then, the saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was coined in honor of the lost soldier.

This snack is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

by jugglablepotato23 September 3, 2013

space shuttle door gunner

A humorous term for an "armchair commando:" one who likely did not serve in the military yet insists they did highly unbelievable things in the military.

"I met this Space Shuttle Door Gunner at the store the other day, yeah, he said he and his buddy were in Vietnam shooting bad guys from a mile away with their M16s"

by AR-15 October 16, 2005