spaghetti map

Someone who is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

Spaghetti theory

N. To throw multiple ideas against out (against the proverbial wall) to see what sticks. Similar to chaos theory, think tank and/or spitball theory. Often used by conspiracy theorists.

Both political parties use the Associated Press (AP) to push their Spaghetti Theory (theories) about rival candidates.

by Tseas October 5, 2020

Spaghetti

Spaghetti is a gay fruit, only eaten on the American holiday Hanukkah.

"Spaghetti is a gay fruit?"
"yeah."

by SpaghettiLover42069 December 4, 2020

Spaghetti

A kind of computer programming style whose flow of logic is laden with unconditional branches, or jumps to other parts of the program, which creates confusion.

Don't use too many "go to" command in your program, or it will become too spaghetti-ish to figure the logic.

by entry level at heart December 28, 2020

Spaghetti Nest Platter

The product of a long, time-consuming 3D print job that fails at some point between the time after you walk away from it and hours before you smell the melted failure hanging in the air and return to find a bed full of tangled, twisted, stringy plastic layers.

I had this print job that was going to take 9 hours. I set everything right, but at some point the printer got bumped and I came back to find a hot Spaghetti Nest Platter.

by PlayOnPlaya January 20, 2021

Spaghetti Head

When you give someone a blowjob while you're eating spaghetti

"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"

by OL_Sloth92 March 26, 2021

spaghettistilinski

a really swag tiktok account that shows how much they love fictional characters

can spaghettistilinski crush on real people?

no. no they cannot.

by swaggy mcswaggin April 7, 2021