dong song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.

Isn't it divine to own a dick?

- guy who sings the dong song

by DILDOFACE3000 May 12, 2016

Christmas Song

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This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)

by Idiot801 December 12, 2016

folk song suite

The song you listen to when your name is Reginald and you wear a monocle and top hat.

i listen to folk song suite, only the finest music for me, EHHHHHHH.

by adamjackson&jason69memefilms February 14, 2019

original song

n. - a work of art consisting of words and music that have never been arranged in exactly the same order before, usually for good reason

Does your band play original songs or just good stuff?

by Redwood T Beauvine April 3, 2020

Soul Song

That one song that resonates with you on a deeper level than any other song. Soul songs are “nostalgic overloads”, even though you may never have heard it before.

“I only found my soul song last April but it feels as though I’ve been listening to it my whole life”

“I found my soul song yesterday but it’s not even part of my music taste”

by Pixnix January 18, 2022

squid song

A song by Wilbur Soot and it’s poggers. If u disagree then pls like just fucking leave.

Spread the message around the world, squids are people too. - the Squid Song

by TheRealIsaballs😫 January 28, 2022

Snowflake Song

The song of snowflakes, it goes like this:

*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
In the tundra, the snowy tundra, the snowflake sleeps tonight

*She's not a snowflake!*
In the tundra, the icy tundra, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
In the palace, Elsa's palace, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
In the palace, Elsa's palace, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
In the ice peaks, the pointy ice peaks, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
In the ice peaks, the freezing ice peaks, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*She's not a snowflake!*

"I swear guys, she's not a snowflake!"
"Yeah ok, tell me how your relationship goes with Olaf"
"She's not a snowflake!"
"Ok, time for the snowflake song"

by Rahand August 5, 2022