by Fryt January 05, 2010
General euphenism for taking a crap. Can be altered slightly to better describe the type of crapping situation one is about to experience or has experienced by explaining the experience your friends are having or about to have. See examples below.
to crap: Hey, I'm going to "make some friends."
to inquire: How are your friends?
crapping discomfort: My friends are angry today.
leftover floater: I went to go make some friends, but someone else's friends were there to greet me.
don't leave a floater: Never leave a friend behind.
post crapping: My friends have left the building.
self explanitory: There's a special place inside me for all my friends.
constipated: My friends didn't show up.
eating questionable food: My friends aren't going to like this.
(i think we see where this is going.)
to inquire: How are your friends?
crapping discomfort: My friends are angry today.
leftover floater: I went to go make some friends, but someone else's friends were there to greet me.
don't leave a floater: Never leave a friend behind.
post crapping: My friends have left the building.
self explanitory: There's a special place inside me for all my friends.
constipated: My friends didn't show up.
eating questionable food: My friends aren't going to like this.
(i think we see where this is going.)
by Randalls January 28, 2008
The icing on the cake for other insults.
carrot: please quit it with the laughter and jovial interaction with you colleagues.
cucumber: eat a dick and drink some milk
cucumber: eat a dick and drink some milk
by iambobbypoole December 15, 2013
The act of smoking weed.
-A homie, wanna come over and blow some trees ?
- Oh hell yeah, this work week had me hella stressed!
- Oh hell yeah, this work week had me hella stressed!
by oksg September 24, 2010
A popular 2008 internet video parodying the major players in the presidential campaign created by JibJab.com.
Now it's time for some campaignin'!
Citizens gather from both far and near
For a ritual we practice every four years,
When we promise you anything you want to hear
To win the crown we're chasin'
Citizens gather from both far and near
For a ritual we practice every four years,
When we promise you anything you want to hear
To win the crown we're chasin'
by DynamixX6 July 19, 2008
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