Soggy

Lame, boring, buzz kill, often a wet blanket in most situations.

“Tony Stark is usually soggy as hell in any Avengers movie.”

by Magicaltrashbin October 3, 2018

Soggy Goobic

A man named Guzik or a personnel of Guiziks size ( 5’ 4” 200-300lbs ) lays on the ground with their shirt up/ stomach exposed. Meanwhile a group of 3 or more men race to ejaculate on the guzik tummy. Last one to spread their seed proceeds to lick it all off!

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DISCLAIMER* Soggy Goobic doesn’t always need 3 or more people!! Soggy Goobic is also a sex position when done with 2 men!

Hey guys would you like to play soggy goobic?

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Get over here I wanna give you a soggy goobic!

by the real Goobic April 13, 2024

Soggy Popcorn

When a man dips his testicles into butter and his partner licks the butter off

Hey babe you want some soggy popcorn tonight

by Anonymous1369200011 November 20, 2018

soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.

Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.

by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024

Soggy

The opposite of 'Crisp'.

I fucking bailed on that party. It was hella soggy.

by SunGear March 19, 2020

soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

soggy pizza

a fun family friendly game for all ages and races. originating from a trans antartic tribe, further developed by erin and alex for platonic use. make sure to centre the soggines at the crust for best results aha x

babe what do u mean u don't want to play soggy pizza Ur sooo sexy x

by erinisswag August 28, 2023