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Ski Ranger

Having Minecraft oral intercourse while levitating within the air in the dark.
Robert finally Ski Rangered Chad tonight
by vedlon January 19, 2021
mugGet the Ski Rangermug.

Ski jump

When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.
She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…
by Mik3Leo November 10, 2021
mugGet the Ski jumpmug.

Skiing Accident

When someone uses cocaine and it has a negative outcome. Either it ends in them causing irrevocable damage or OD'ing.
Ex 1: Kathy had a skiing accident last night and lit her mom's BMW on fire with the 24-hour cult she started.

Ex 2: Did you hear what happened to Nick last night? He hit the slopes too hard and had a skiing accident. RIP.
by lightningrat February 2, 2022
mugGet the Skiing Accidentmug.

Street Skiing

Using ALTERED skis down a high or slightly inclined street and proceed to show your skills.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
Snoop suggested that we have skiis with wheels for Street Skiing.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 December 23, 2017
mugGet the Street Skiingmug.

Ass-ski

Her ass is so big you can ski on it.
She has a bomb ass-ski.
by QuinnahR May 2, 2011
mugGet the Ass-skimug.
When a girl is leading you on and it’s working, you turn your ski mask forwards to imply your excited
Girl: *send nudes*
Guy: *turning your ski mask forwards*
by IsSyrupARock April 25, 2022
mugGet the Turning your ski mask forwardsmug.

Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor
Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019
mugGet the Jet Skimug.

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