Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
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Scram: A person who is a half sender. Also a person who will bum a cigarette off you and put in their pack to save for later. Might also eat scumgullion.
This scram told me he makes 80 grand a year and just bummed a cigarette off me and his breath smells like scumgullion.
by Donnie Geese October 3, 2021
Get the Scram mug.girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021
Get the scrambled my yolk mug.He‘s the patron saint of the fast-growing dog napping guild. In 2020 «Forbes» featured him as part of their 100 under 100 series as one of the shining stars of the pet influencers (petfluencers) scene right next to The Dogist and Alain Berset‘s eyebrows. Also completely destroys you at Mario Kart.
«See that dog over there? I‘d totally schimun it.»
«Which one is the fastet Mario Kart character, Wario, Bowser, Koopa with a nitro powered ride?» – «What? No, silly you. It‘s Schimun of course, everyone knows this.»
«Which one is the fastet Mario Kart character, Wario, Bowser, Koopa with a nitro powered ride?» – «What? No, silly you. It‘s Schimun of course, everyone knows this.»
by dognapper November 22, 2021
Get the Schimun mug.Sarimala is a hot, sexy little bitch, funny,nice,sweet kind, and cute girl. She’s super pretty but she thinks she’s most ugly girl in the world and she is always have soft heart and she is always there for you! If you have a friend that’s a Sarimala try not to leave her because she is the person that’s always helpful and caring. If Sarimala is your girlfriend then you is one lucky manz because she is rare.
You know my girl Sarimala she is the best thing that’s ever happened to me like you don’t even understand.
You know my girl Sarimala she is the best thing that’s ever happened to me like you don’t even understand.
by Sarimala November 24, 2021
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