Spaghetti Ass

When a hairy ass and has chunks of feces from failure of wiping after bowel ejection.

“Yo homie you let your girl eat your ass?”
“What bro nah”

“Why bro it just feels soooo gud”

“My girl caught me lackin with Speghetti Ass”

“Awe shi bro no wonder, just clean it and bleach it, make that hoe shiny, she’ll 100% forget about your Spaghetti Ass”
“You know bro thats a perfect idea. Without hair there for a bit i wont even have the chance for Spaghetti Ass!”

by Nuggievicious June 20, 2022

Cincinnati spaghetti spree

The act of having anal sex with a man or a woman with a hairy asshole and then putting marinara or skyline chili in the anus and then eating the anus and chilli

Joe random and John Doe were caught doing a Cincinnati spaghetti spree

by Milk done July 11, 2025

Ravioli Spaghetti

The act of sticking your penis inside the foreskin of another party and pulling on it like a Chinese fingertrap. Whoever pulls out of this lock loses the game.

"You know in Baltimore the police love to play Ravioli Spaghetti with the homeless!"

by fuckmaster420 December 4, 2022

spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "

random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster

by mew.ko February 23, 2024

it was just spaghetti-o's

A phrase used when a criminal is accused of possession of drugs in Georgia, the criminal usually makes an excuse for his actions, mostly just this phrase. It all started when a 21 year old girl was sitting in a passenger seat of a car, accused for smuggling meth, and she replied with, at court "it was just spaghetti-o's!" She got put into jail for several months, and was freed because it really was *justttt* spaghetti-o's.

Judge: The trial may begin for the defendant's supposed possession of coke.
Defendant: "It was just Spaghetti-o's!!"

by YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOI April 24, 2019

Dominican Spaghetti

A dish created in the Dominican Republic. Its spaghetti but, Dominican. Often using plantains instead of meatballs.

I made some Dominican spaghetti
You mean, just spaghetti?

by Unknown_Scholar November 24, 2021

Rainbow Spaghetti

Two gay people shitting, farting, pissing, releasing semen, and vomiting on a bowl of spaghetti. Then, these two will proceed to eat the spaghetti whilst blowing each other. The first to ejaculate has to make the other person throw up, then eat the rainbow spaghetti.

Andrew: Yo dude! I have a bowl of spaghetti ready, wanna indulge some rainbow spaghetti?
Nick: Hell yeah! I love rainbow spaghetti, I hope I lose!

by Nick Droz February 17, 2024