simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.

Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!

by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019

Simmy

A person (usually male) who has a matchstick in (his/her) pants.

And so, the priest said to the alter boy; “Don’t worry, my child...I’m a bit of a Simmy.”

by EManning2079 October 15, 2019

Shimpypank

The term shimpypank is used when someone has a accident and the person with them would call them a shimpypank

Girl 1: I just shat myself
Girl2: oh my god your such a shimpypank

by Hot chicken October 26, 2019

Simp

A male that goes all out for pussy and usually skips going out with the boys to achieve that task.

Dude Teigen is such a simp he chases pussy all the time.

by Carlton Davis January 6, 2020

simp

chase holland is a fucking simp

chase holland is a simp.

by u fr thought cuh January 10, 2020

Simp

The definition of a simp is Seth Green... You know who you are.

"hey what is a simp?"
"all I have to say is... Seth Green."

by Eli_Clan January 11, 2020

Simp

Anthony

January 15th is national Anthony Simp day.

by cambruh January 15, 2020