Simcerity

subverted alternative management speak for the act of making someone think you care. Faked sincerity.

when my boss said he was sorry to see me go, he was showing simcerity...

by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus

A malfunction/birth defect in the brain that causes one to invision themselves in a crashing space craft in a far away galexy and also causes one to have no genitals. This malfunction/birth defect is uncurable and has no treatment so in other words your fucking skrewed. If you or a friend has this malfunction/birth defect, please call your local doctor and make sure its not affecting you sex life as it may cause you to have no penis or vagina. Be sure to ask for a pot perscription as it may just make your life easier or dont and just deal with yo shit.

Dude! You didnt hear? She got kicked out of school because she has Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus!! :O

Chick comes out of Star Trek: Can you please help me? I think i have Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus?

by Never_Shout_Jennie July 9, 2011

Simp

a man that will do anything for pussy.

Yo, you know that Matthew Kandie kid?

Yea, he's definitely a simp!

by diknegus April 18, 2019

SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.

Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!

by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019

Simp

A male that goes all out for pussy and usually skips going out with the boys to achieve that task.

Dude Teigen is such a simp he chases pussy all the time.

by Carlton Davis January 6, 2020

simp

chase holland is a fucking simp

chase holland is a simp.

by u fr thought cuh January 10, 2020