No Shat Sherlock

*also no shit sherlock
An insult to a person, (usually on the internet). When you call someone this, you are implying that this person is stating something really obvious and so obvious that you're technically calling them stupid.

Obvious Person on the internet: Omg this person is a fikin woman!!
replier 1: no shat sherlock bro
replier 2: grandpa did you lose your glasses again
replier 3: no shit sherlock *skull emoji*
replier 4: *replies to replied 2* lmaooo looks like he did

hey after you read this you probably feel like the word "replier" doesnt feel like a word anymore.
happy recovering ;

by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024

Ninja Shat

To shit in someone else’s house and leave no skid marks or smell without their knowledge

I ninja shat at the party last night

by NinjaShat April 10, 2025

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Big ole shat

When somebody takes a really big shit

Kyle: ok you can use the bathroom now

David: god damn Kyle you took a big ole shat

by Bbcblackniggacockbnbblacknigga November 12, 2022

what the shat

Is another way of saying "what the fuck", or "what the shit".

What the shat she was talking about me?

by NotPrats February 27, 2025

Shit Your Shat

Verb; to shoot your shot without having a chance.

Go Shit Your Shat & Show the World!

by Schnazzle G July 8, 2025