shitling

When a piece of shits births a baby. Shitling.

Don’t even remind about Jessica and her shitlings!

by spelljeff June 10, 2020

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

shitinatree

when your doing a monkey climbing job and u really need a poopy poop

“oops i need a shitinatree OOH OOH AAH AAH 🐒 🐵 “

by SANDRA OK NO NEED TO SLAG ME September 24, 2020

shitring

Arsehole

Take your awful opinion and ram up it up your shitring

by Arsesniffer2000 September 29, 2020

Shitting 2kg

Basically when you haven’t shat in 5 days and you start pouring shit out of your asshole that is a never ending story of melted pistachio chocolate, the end.

Oi mate I’m shitting 2kg

by Robloxlover_123 January 15, 2021

Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment
e.i. public displays of affection

Person 1: *making out with his girl*
Person 2: "Bruh, stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021

Shitting Shart

The Shitting Shart is where you take someone's shit and you shit, you take the others shit and put it up your ass with a large dildo, same with the other person.

1:lets try out the shitting shart BB
2: yes.
1: *shits on bed*
2: *shits on bed*
1 *takes 2's shit up puts it on their ass and putting it in with a dildo*
2: *takes 1's shit and does the same*

by imnot.m3ad0w March 22, 2021