Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.

“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night”

by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022

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Shart

When you attempt to let out a soft fart, but liquid shit is expelled out of your butt instead. This happens to the best of us, at the worst times

"Dude, I had a massive shart at work today, and I got away with it!"

by Xakez May 2, 2022

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A mixture of explosive poop, perfect timing of a fart and mid poop
the after feeling... however isn't very nice

...or could be an insult.. depends

SCENARIO 1 -mixture of fart and fetus.
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"

SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"

B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"

by xiaojing May 10, 2022

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