Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019

shart

a mix between a fart and a shit

"did you fart"
"no i sharted"

by a human dictionary June 1, 2021

Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

shart

sharting is where you fart so hard you shit your fucking pants or in this case you "shart"

person 1: bro i think i sharted

person 2: lemme get a sniff homie

by little piss master 420 April 3, 2022

deep shart

When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.

D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"

Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."

by kelledin August 22, 2018

Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time

I think i just Fart Shart my self

by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021

Sharts

HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD 😭😭

Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-

by Emo_Gay_Bish May 11, 2022