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Awkward Sandwich

When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.
I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.

My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.
by Stache Man January 8, 2015
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lunch Sandwich

A blow job or oral sex at lunch time or around noon
by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013
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Intransigence Sandwich

A situation where you're attempting to mediate 2 parties and both of them are being difficult to work with and blaming you instead of recognizing you as the only reasonable person attempting to help them both meet their objectives,
Trying to schedule 2 executives at different companies for a meeting and their being impossible and contradictory to jeopardize the meeting that allegedly "important" to both. The "scheduler" is caught in an Intransigence Sandwich.
by montelwilliams January 22, 2015
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candy sandwich

Snorting cocaine off the taint between the pussy and asshole after double penetration.
He didn't think the night could get any crazier until the girl let him eat a candy sandwich
by Vann Miles August 5, 2015
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saltine sandwich

When you put a saltine cracker in between two other saltine crackers and chomp on it so it gets crumbs everywhere.
Can I have a saltine sandwich?
What do you want in the middle?
A saltine.
by Smudgenooo January 21, 2016
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sandwich fucker

Jared the subway guy, when there are no kids around.
Would you like to try our sandwich fucker special, with extra mayo?
by Never he-man February 1, 2016
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A Pablo Sandwich

This is a sexual position when you put your partner in between both of your butt checks to where their nose is pointed to or in the rectum of the "buns" in the sandwich.
John : Hey Frank, Guess what me and Phil did last night?
Frank: What....?
John: We made a Pablo Sandwich.
Frank: Oh gawd, did he at least bleach his asshole first?
by Bleached Whale Lava Lamp March 4, 2016
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