Roberts' Law

The law that states that even if you don't do anything to a computer, it will still mysteriously find a way to mess up.

My computer stopped working, I haven't even messed with anything on it. I'm thinking Roberts' Law took effect.

by MagicPotato January 17, 2017

Robert Doggart

from the eponymous shitty racist with a failed terrorism plot, meaning pathetic or worthless.

Jeff left his wife and new born baby, what a Robert Doggart.

by thecourtofpublicopinion February 18, 2017

roibert

A loyal man that treats women like queens and respects them to the fullest, isn’t rude at all and has a heart bigger than the galaxy.

I wish my boyfriend was a roibert

by Pablo Escobar’s dogs neighbors November 28, 2017

Robertois Honeus Mustardis

A person who has an extreme and unhealthy addiction to honey mustard.

Person 1: Hey look at Roberto Brillon eating honey mustard .

Person2: I heard he is a Robertois Honeus Mustardis!

Person 1: Stay as far away as possible or else you’ll become addicted as well.

by Asianduck November 30, 2017

robert-loui

Sexy man

Ur hella robert-loui

by Sexyclout May 3, 2018

Robert Miovsky

Coolest dude you'll ever meet.

Robert Miovsky is Robert Miovsky.

by GR8iTUD June 10, 2018

Robert Keeler

A champion of men who was wrongfully impriosned for self defense.

Wow that guys a real Robert Keeler, a true champion.

by Austinsdum May 11, 2018