Ross the joke

Making a funny joke not funny

Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke?

by Ainsleysommers December 21, 2018

ross mcparland

This a swell man who enjoys hanging out with his friends. He enjoys simple things and loves spice bags. He tends to be whipped in a relationship and is always leaves his friends to FaceTime her. Apart from this he is very sound and normally has a great gaff

Wow you hanging out with ulyana again, you're being a real Ross Mcparland

by Jawline64 December 31, 2018

Rossing

(noun) The experience of observing and commenting upon the dryness of another person's elbows, typically followed by a recommendation to apply some form of skin moisturizer to the affected area(s); this post-rossing skin treatment has also come to be colloquially referred to as "rossing." The term is thought to have originated in the arid, climate-controlled office spaces of the American intermountain west.

Upon noticing John's dry elbows, Chad decided to give him a good rossing.

by JQCaffeine January 4, 2019

emma ross

Well, if your name is Emma Ross you may be a jerk. Now I'm not saying all Emma ross's are jerks but there's one that is. So you may be wondering "how am I a jerk?" Well it's not exactly like that I just don't like your personality. When you came to my house you begged for everything and left with 4 stuff animals.

And when I told you no you begged more and more and more. So this is a subscription about you so, your annoying, clingy, and I just don't like you or your personality in general. So I'm sorry it came to this, and I know this is taking it to far but still. You need to stop.

"Hey do you know that Emma girl, Emma Ross? Yeah she needs to stop following you around."

"Hey! I'm right here guys!"

by A ugly rude kid June 28, 2018

Ross

His mother just adores his feet. And will tell him often, marvelling at the sparkelly clean heel, and well shaped toenails.

Ross, a human boy who has excellent feet...apparently

by DatFuckingGinger July 25, 2018

Ross

Ross is the last name of a very redneck and rowdy family. They are crazy and love their beer but in the end yiu will never find someone that loves you and cares for you as much as a Ross.

Whos the crazy country girl over there? Oh thats the Ross girl

by junior634 August 2, 2018

Bob Ross

A man who painted pubes on his head

I WANT MY HAIR TO LOOK LIKE BOB ROSS

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019