Jimmy: Uncle why are you using the Chilean rod decimator!
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues
by Moooooooomeow June 11, 2025
Get the Chilean rod decimatormug. by Endermanxstar February 5, 2025
Get the Avalanche Rodmug. Rods leader ender dragon was the almightiest of the all and feared by the gron people. after many days mining diamonds enchanting and gathering netherite they fought they had a chance. the gron god gathered the mightiest and toughest warriors alvin jack sander bruno pellas ludvig l.bä. they searched for some minutes and actually found it pretty fast they all counted to three and then jumped in with all they had they attacked the dragon while pellas and jack destroyed the crystals for the dragon so it couldnt hea.l meanwhile sander and alvin shot arrows at it and L.bä ludvig and bruno attacked as soon it came down to the ground. after all the crystals were destroyed we all pushed it and attacked it all we could L.bä took some beds a ancient tactic known to be the dragons weakness they all swiped with their swords left to right meanwhile L.bä exploded beds until it sweeped away everybody with its tail .everyone made it but 2 grons were gone we didnt realise the first seconds until we saw alvhn fell of the world octnae fell of the world alvin and sander where dead forever. we were angry and pushed the dragon with our last powers we had in our powers and slashed it we saw the dragon float up slowly dying we jumped in the portal fast to not die by any other rods. we were happy but we were so tired so we couldnt celebrate we made it back to the village with 2 grons lost but rods leader dead we rested and healed up and payed respects to the grons then celebrated our win. The End
by L.bä November 12, 2020
Get the Rods förgöringmug. a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.
girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
Get the std rodmug. the definition is that this is a pain to get in terraria so use heros mod or you will suffer for eternity (totally not eternity mode.) The Defined is golden fishing rod because yes.
THIS IS A PAIN TO GET. DONT EVEN TRY. define rule for dictionary is annoying. the defined of golden fishing rod is pain.
by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023
Get the golden fishing rodmug. A fishing rod with Barbie decals used by little girls. Often used as an insult to demean someone’s manhood
by Joe Shmoe 69 June 15, 2020
Get the barbie rodmug. 