Republican

Fucking dinlos.

Republican (Virgin): I’m a dick.
Literally everyone else: FUCK YOU YOU DIVHEAD

by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022

Pelosi Republican

An elected Republican who honors their oath to defend the Constitution by to be willing to investigate a domestic terrorist attack on the Constitutional process of counting the electoral ballots.

Rep. Liz Cheney and Rep. Adam Kinzinger agreed to serve on the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol, and were labeled "Pelosi republicans" by Republican House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy.

by ILres July 29, 2021

Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.

Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?

by Spifficus October 17, 2022

Pawntard Republicans

Any Republican that does not make enough money to get any benefits from their party and thus are used as a pawn to get the votes needed to pass tax breaks for the very rich.

Those hillbillies are Pawntard Republicans because they don’t make enough money for their party to even care about them.

by Slickcoug November 29, 2021

Republican

A) A really stupid person who thinks they are owning the system by being racist and hating gay people instead of the CEO’s and billionaires that are actually causing the downfall of society.

B) A really cool person that hates unelected dictators and cosplayers.

I’m a republican I think the government is run by Jewish homosexuals that are trying to implement Marxism. Despite this I love Israel.

King Charles is a poopy head.

by Cats&dogsoveromingdifferences June 1, 2024

MAGAt Republicans

Acronym standing for Morons Against Government And Truth, which is the fascist wing of the Republican Party.

There go the MAGAt Republicans again spreading the lies and deceitful misinformation of their incompetent leader, Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud September 20, 2024

republican porn

Very slow and boring pornography that gets the job done in an offensive way. (Once extremely popular from 2000-2008)

Guy 1: I don't have time to search for my fetish today, I need satisfactory porn now!

Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!

by 17%ofwomen April 26, 2014